i just want to end it all
I fucking hate myself
having sex
boy: did you cum yet
girl: not yet
boy: *does nothing* how about now?
girl: sure
boy: sweet
i dont play overwatch but congratulations on your lesbian i’m very happy for you
thanks she’s fast and we love her
do you think ghost jesus ever walks into a store and he sees a picture of himself as a baby and he’s like “ugh, how embarrassing! :/”
naww
I will never forgive them for cutting out this scene.
Tumblr app doesn’t show this gif set but I already know what it is. No need to hesitate to reblog.
And he did this just before a road trip, stuck in the car with his parents asking what he was thinking.
The look of utter defiance Dudley gives Vernon as he steps over the fence though
wine tastes so bad. I’m convinced the whole world is in on an inside joke together trying to persuade me that wine tastes good to them. there’s no way any one can like the taste of it. it’s like bug spray. the whole frickin world pretends to like bug spray. I don’t understand why. stop the madness